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Sunday, January 3, 2010

Resolutions I Will Never Make

...Cuz I Got It Like That


1. I Resolve To: Talk More About My Feelings.
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2. I Resolve To: Give up chocolate totally. 100%. Completely. Honestly....
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3. I Resolve To: Spend more time watching TV / movies
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4. I Resolve To: I want to gain weight. Put on at least 30 pounds.

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5. I Resolve To: Procrastinate more.
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6. I Resolve To: Spend more time at work.


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7. I Resolve To: Stop taking the time to make sure the toilet seat is in the DOWN postion before
    sitting.

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8. I Resolve To: Give up my constant fight over Chief being such a Redneck and farting in MY bed. (Yes. Mine.)
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9. I Resolve To: Stop Making Resolutions and finally realize that IF it were that important to me, I would change it in July.
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3 comments:

Secretia said...

I don't want to stop procrastinating, or switch to light beer!

Secretia

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Unknown Mami said...

I resolve to spend more time on hold - NOT!