Things I'll Only Admit Once...
(I'm pretending you aren't smart enough to know that once posted, you can read it over and over....)
1. Is it bad to give an 18 month old coffee? I guess we'll find out in about 10 minutes....
2.I walked into the Walmart bathroom yesterday and there was a dude washing his hands. I said to him, "Is it me or you?" (Meaning: who's the dork in the wrong bathroom?) He kinda giggles and says, "This is the mens' bathroom."
Doesn't this fool know I'm a girl and I've come to this Walmart about 354 more times than him?
I walk back to the door, open it. Close it. Ask if I can see his boobs because if not, then him and his package are in the wrong bathroom....
Just Kidding. I don't think that fast on my feet. Really I just walked to the door to re-iterate, that atleast for today I wasn't crazy.
3. I can't seem to stop thinking I'm always right. I try. Really I do. But my ideas about how to solve something, how to fix something, or the way I think something should be always seem so RIGHT.