YOU CALL IT WEIRD, WE CALL IT LIFE
(Okay, some of the stuff IS a little weird)
1.All 3 of my kids are Obsessed With Basically Anything White And Creamy They Can Put In Their Mouth. Give 'Em A Bowl (and sometimes a straw) And You Can Make Them Do Anything You Want.....
Yogurt (of any kind)
2. We Use Code Words And Foreign Languages In Our House To Make Me Look Like A Better Mom:
Gum = We Say This To Runs With Scissors When We Catch Him Biting His Nails.
Betty = When Something Is Half Pretty and Half Beautiful It's SOOO BETTY
Zubra = Penis in Arabic. When RWS Was Little, He Had an Obsession With Talking About His. I Taught Him How To Say It In Arabic, So He Would Stop Embarrassing Me In Public
Broccoli = I'm Teaching Hootie To Call FRENCH FRIES, Broccoli.
Watch Out People.....I'm a Freakin' Genius!
So When He Turns 2 And We're Out In Public And He Starts Screaming
"I WANT BROCCOLI"