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Sunday, August 9, 2009

I Have A Secret. I'm In Love With A GIRL.....

Umm, hello? What did you think I meant?


I found another blog that I REALLY REALLY (did I say really?) like. I immediately wanted to give her one of my awards (you know, the ones I've been stingy with lately b/c I've been so busy I haven't had time to explore new blogs)...ya that one...ANYWAY...I wanted to give her an award but then I noticed that she had like 617 followers and decided I wasn't gonna make myself look like a crazy stalker goober like I did with that other girl. You know, the OTHER one I blogged about...the chick who wrote my book. Well, not wrote my book...she wrote her own book, but I swear...between what she says about her mama tellin' her she better learn to love Nascar in order to find a man and then meeting her man on match.com...it's pretty much my book,(minus the whole marrying a towel-head thing. I got one up on her with that one.) except my book is




A. not finished...ugh...


B. not published.


But the point is, I wrote about


her because I don't just write about anyone, but she inspired me.




So can I talk about the blog please??? The reason I started this post...


Geez. Stop making me veer off subject...



Honestly, I don't even know this girls name b/c I didn't even finish reading her blog. I saw her pictures, I read the jist of what her blog was about and the one eyed green monster (envy) came out....See I have these secret passions. Ones that I don't discuss with anyone. Because that way if I don't achieve them, I don't look like a loser. My intellectual mind (and Zig Zigler) tells me that if I would SPEAK THESE GOALS and hold myself more accountable, I have a better chance of actually reaching them....but

BUT, fear still gets me....

BUT, now that I'm blogging about her, I'll just go ahead and put it out there. Both of them....

CRAP! Now people are gonna expect me to actually try to achieve these goals AND BLOG ABOUT THEM.

CRAP.

Okay, First one---
I want to be a pin up girl! When I say pin-up girl, I don't mean nekkid, trashy, STUFFS all hangin' out pin-up girl. I mean Rita Hayworth, Betty Grabel kinda pin-up girl. And really I just want to do one photo shoot in which my husband and BFF would probably ever be the only ones to see. I just love love love the 30's and 40's era.



CRAP. FOR THE 3RD TIME...

I just wrote a really long post AFTER this sentence. Then I cut every single bit of it because I realized....Girl, you're doing it again. You start off with 1 topic and get on some tangent in a completely different direction...So I've cut/pasted it into another blog where I explain exactly what these 2 secrets are....so you don't think I'm long winded or anything. Now can I please get back on track? No. I'll just give you the link to this girls' really cool blog.

So you can help her with more than 617 freakin' followers as opposed to my NOT 617....I'm not bitter or anything...And by the way...there's a dirty word in her blog title. And since I don't even know her real name, I'll just give you the link like this.....



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