I'd like to give a run down of a typical day now that I've changed my schedule so I can be home with the kids during the summer.
Why? Am I doing this?
Because today when I asked Chief to help me look for the adapter for our video camera, he NOT SO calmly yelled into the living room (after looking for about 10 minutes,) "Why aren't you up looking for it too." And before I could respond, he threw in "Oh yeah, because you're always on the computer."
I'm going to be a lot nicer with my written word than I was with my (aahhemm) spoken word......
"Are you kidding me?"
"Are you FREAKIN' kiddin' ME?"
(HOT PINK ALERT HOT PINK ALERT)
Have you looked at the floors lately? At the toilet? At the kitchen island? (yes, we have a kitchen island honey...you just couldn't see it before) I'll continue....Have you run your finger along the fireplace mantle? The sofa table? Have you put on clean underwear lately? I am ABSOLUTELY positive you haven't noticed that the dust along the baseboards, yes all of them, has magically disappeared.
Okay, clear your head Beth....Back to the schedule....
1.I have been waking up when Hootie wakes up(which is soooo nice since I get off work at midnight)
DISCLAIMER: Sorry folks, for your own safety and sanity, I've broken this post into 2 parts because otherwise I would get really nasty emails and comments about how inappropriate it is to write full length novels in a Blog.....So if you wish to continue reading,
Otherwise, come back when you have nothing inside your brain to obstruct the viewing of this well intended and (still not cynical or sarcastic) post.....