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Make Room Conference 2010

The Life Church has some Awesome Events Lined Up! 
Go Check 'Em Out And If You're Close Enough, 
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Last Minute Valentine's Printables


PROCRASTINATE 101
(Don't We All Work Well Under Pressure?)


I'm sure there are some out there, although I've never met one personally...
But just in case...

Have fun checking out these
Really Cool, Got It Together, Non-Procrastinatin' Girls
who keep all us procrastinators from losing our minds!














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DysFUNctional Family Friday


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Good Morning Boys and Girls!
Today We're Going To Play A Little Game
I Like To Call:

Doesn't Everyone?

Feel Free To Jump In At Anytime, But I Must Warn You:
Post Pictures Of Your Dysfunction Or I'll Have To Photoshop Some Pictures On My Own...
And It Won't Be Pretty...

We're A Competitive Family Who Thrives On Winning!
 All Our Childrens' Middle Name Isn't
"Dysfunction" For Nothin'!


Let's Get Started, Shall We?


Doesn't Everyone?
Celebrate WEAR YOUR KITTY TO WORK Day?
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Doesn't Everyone?
Secretly Take Pictures Of Their Really Cute Worship Pastor...
While Their Daughter Is Getting Baptized?
AND
Accidentally Get Their Husbands' Hands In The Shot??
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Doesn't Everyone?
Let Their Daughter And Her Friends Pretend Like They Are Getting Tattoos
At A Real Tattoo Shop AND Take Pictures To Freak Their Parents Out?
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Doesn't Everyone?
Think If They Wear Union Jack Glasses And Watch BBC
All The Time, They Can Actually Become British?
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Doesn't Everyone?
Keep A Roll Of Toilet Paper On The Kitchen Table Before Sunday Dinner?
(Huh? Whadja Say? That's Not A Kitchen Table?) 
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Doesn't Everyone?
Let Their Children Watch Elmo While Playing With Their Bum?
Oops, The BBC Is Wearin' Off On Me....
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Doesn't Everyone?
Wonder If He Was Mad Because His Friend Was Feelin' Him Up
Or
He Didn't Get The Boobie Side?
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Doesn't Everyone?
Let Their Toddler BOY Put On Makeup Before Church?



Doesn't Everyone?
Know I Can Still Rock Out
Because Unlike The MEN In My Family...
I Know Where The Keys Are...Even If They're NOT There
(Thanks To The Lipstick Wearin' Key Pullin' Off 19mth Old Above)
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Doesn't Everyone?
Photoshop Their Eyes Really Extremely Way To Blue
But Don't Notice Til It's Too Late Because You're Tired?
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Doesn't Everyone?
Take Pictures Of Themselves Trying To Pretend To
Be Mad That Someone ELSE Is Taking The Picture
So You Don't Look Like A Loser Taking A Picture Of
Yourself....???

Doesn't Everyone?
Have To Have Atleast One "Sentimental Look" Picture
In Their Stash Of Pictures Entitiled:
This Is My Not Supposed To Look Like I Took The Picture Myself Even Though I Can't Seem To Learn How To Crop My Arm Out Stash?


AND FINALLY.....

Doesn't Everyone?

Push The Button On Their Camera Because They Don't Know How To Find The Time Release
Then Jump Back And Pretend To Be Surprised?


Mmmm, I Feel Better Now!
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TangledEutopia's
Dysfunctional Family Friday!


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Fuzzy Snow

I haven't run off to join a religious cult that doesn't believe in the internet, I've just been swamped with work because of SNOW SNOW ICE ICE....

While Mama's Been Workin'....
Hootie Found The Snow!


And Hung Out With Fousins!
(What? You've Never Heard Of That Word?)
Get With It People!!
It's Your FRIEND That's Also Your COUSIN!
gEEz...





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Truthful Tuesday


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Welcome to TangledEutopia's Truthful Tuesday!
If you would like to participate in Truthful Tuesday,
Grab the button above and make sure you leave a link to your post!


Tangled In Honesty....

If we're just being seriously truthful here....


I've struggled with fasting once my work week started. The first week was on track, but once I started confusing my body again (by sleeping at night then hardly sleeping at all), it rebelled. 


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I really miss my husband. No, he hasn't gone anywhere, we've been in the same house.  But it's hard to be a wife and mom working overnight, trying to fit yourself  into a world where everyone around you lives during the day and sleeps at night. 

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If we're not being serious....But truthful....


It's perfectly normal to feed your kids fast food in the car on the way home from a special service at church then forget to make them brush their teeth because it's already after 9pm. 
Super Size Me

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 If you stay up to late to finally be alone with your husband, but it makes you wake up later than you should...
It's okay for you to be in a bad mood and yell at your kids who are in a bad mood (from staying up to late also) and push them out the door 10 minutes after they wake up with only a piece of toast shoved in their mouth....
If you cry about what a horrible mom you are then decide to jump in the car with no bra, no shoes on your toddler, and no wallet, so you can rush to the school,  find your kid eating breakfast in the cafeteria, and embarrass him by kissing and apologizing profusely. 
Only then is it okay....


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It's okay to let your toddler eat mini chocolate chips for breakfast so you can blog about being a bad mother.

Nestle Toll House Mini Morsels, 12-Ounce Packages (Pack of 12)

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If you're so sleepy from getting off work at 8am that you allow your toddler to climb upstairs to play with your older son...Only to find out the big brother was in the bathroom and didn't know the little brother went into the big sisters room and decided to put her hot pink lipstick ALL over his face....It's okay....

AS LONG AS YOU TAKE PICTURES OF IT.....
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~DISCLAIMER~ No Children Were Hurt In The Making Of This Blog Post....
I Mean Really? What Do People Remember About Their Childhood Anyway???


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ME Monday


Can I Gush For A Minute....

 

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I Just Love Becky!
She Cut My Hair The Other Day And...


I Love It!

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And She's Hot!



AND
I LOVE IT!!!!


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Go See Her!

J Maxwell
2200 N. Germantown Parkway
Suite 4
Cordova, TN 38016
901.384.3909



Thanks Girl!!!


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Me Love You Long Time



Can I just say....
 
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We're Big Tired Dorks...

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Who Need A Break....

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To Have A Date Night.  Alone....

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And Pretend We're Dating Again....

 

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And Not Parents....


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Just Kids In Love....


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